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Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.
I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011
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Related Words
pubja Pubjão punjabi puja Pubali puba punjaban punjabbed Punjabski Pubanecking

pubage

Known as a mass amount of pubes. A Family of pubes. A gathering of pubes in a certain place, like the crotch or face, depending on who you are...
Damn girl - I can't get to it, there's too much pubage!
by Bo5ton February 4, 2004
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Hindu Punjabi

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)
(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,
by Khatri April 24, 2008
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punjabba the hutt

Kowzer is a fat fucking bastard, he's like punjabba the hutt!
by Anonymousness January 22, 2008
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Downton Abbey Punjabi

The act of speaking the Punjabi language where the use of unnecessary enunciation and articulation sounds like you are speaking in a posh English accent.
Terri pen dee you kootee, meh Downton Abbey Punjabi vich terri bestee keetee...
by KKKang June 2, 2017
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Punjabi

People who like to get crunk. Who also like to drink alot.
That muthafucka be drunk as hell he sho is punjabi. Nach Mundeya. Chakddeee Bruuuahh
by Akbar Dhannani December 28, 2005
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