Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.

You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.

by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

pruning

when the old people do the oldest version of the nasty

i walked in on them pruning

by amazon prime and sexy time March 24, 2017

Pruning

Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub

Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.

by StarGoat December 15, 2014

phoning

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.

Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!

by pentozali June 10, 2007