A "Nature's Promise"

The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.

Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.

by Beef401 January 12, 2022

promise ring

A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring

Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly

by Robbie G October 23, 2007

Pinky Promise

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".

Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃

by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015

promised land

A woman's vagina.

I would like to get inside her promised land.

by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Pinky promise

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.

I pinky promise I won't tell him.

by Ash03 April 12, 2017

Hangover Promise

A sincere, meaningful promise with full intention of carrying out its parameters. Lasts for 24-48 hours or until tempted to break it, like swearing to never drink again after a night of excessive drunkenness.

"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."

"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."

by MSTRKRFT84 August 16, 2009