, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 05, 2014
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Non-Profit Spam

Also known as e-spam. E-mails sent, usually to many people, with no important information, only design to send and/or re send emotional messages...
Damn! Lydia sent me another kitty playing piano e-spam... She's a regular Non-profit spam organization
by bunytou January 28, 2011
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Non-Profit

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...
Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."
by Hym Iam December 01, 2024
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Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.
Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.
Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!
by JNR74 February 16, 2024
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Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.
That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.
by profiter11 June 27, 2023
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Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism
"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."
by Prof your Lord and savior April 19, 2022
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