you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

third world problems

When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.

"Your <insert first world problem here> is a thing? Third world problems"

by StephCoast September 12, 2013

white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.

Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."

by steve825 September 3, 2011

Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

problemistics

The art and craft of problem dealing. The methodology for finding and solving problems.

The activities of researchers, designers, planners require a methodology for dealing with information, ideas, actions and this is what problemistics is all about.

by Piob December 8, 2009

Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai

I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.

by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019

Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle

When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent

by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020