Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

by udella July 12, 2023

probe with a multimeter

to have penetrative sex with someone

last night i got probe with a multimeter

by barbiebossmaster July 18, 2023