Productive

Jesper // Twqntys

“You are very productive”

by 20s October 14, 2018

text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

Productive

Something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task.

Instead of sitting here, I am going to do something productive.

Like what?

I'm going to watch Days of our Lives.

by Skye8604 February 16, 2009

Peeductive

the ability of canines to keep walks short by rapidly finding a place to urinate

I took my dog Rover out for a very peeductive walk.

by Dr. Demente August 18, 2009

Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day

Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.

by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011

Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.

Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.

by JKLinn December 15, 2012

Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.

That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!

by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011