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Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it
"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"
by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Poutinemug.

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
mugGet the Poutine Lawmug.

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 5, 2017
mugGet the meat poutinemug.

poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis
I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza
by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025
mugGet the poutine pizzamug.

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025
mugGet the poutine pizzamug.

the biggest poutine in the world

The BEST Canadian book ever by French-Canadian author Andrée Poulin. About a boy who struggles with depression because his mom left him (for alcohol) and his dad barely cares about his life. It also won the silver birch award (award for Canadian books) seriously go and read it now!
Have you read " The Biggest Poutine in the World" yet?

YASSSSS IT CHANGED MY LIFE!!!
by Canadiancookie13 August 20, 2017
mugGet the the biggest poutine in the worldmug.

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Poutinemug.

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