Get the sand out of your poutine

“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians

“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”

by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024

Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy

We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine

by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis

I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly

let’s get some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025