by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.
by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024

A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.
Let's eat some Poutine... eh?
by DavyPB July 1, 2019

by Badwolfe44 March 27, 2024
