Alabama Poutine

I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.
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Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”
by hotty-mcbody April 02, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.
Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton
by Frederthan March 27, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.
Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”
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Alabama Poutine

Alabama Poutine is a dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with cum
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?
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Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023
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poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
by your moms dirty ho September 09, 2024
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