1. (adj.) one who steals or copies another person's ideas, thoughts, words, or actions and attempts to pass them off as their own.
2. (adj.) someone who pretends to be of a certain group of people in order to become more popular, look cool, or fit in.
3. (adj.) a sorry sucker who is only believable enough to fool themselves and the other poor bastards who fall into the same category.
4. (adj.) a human being with low self-confidence or high levels of immaturity who believe that by living a lie, they will be able to redeem themselves for who they trully are.
The usual lot of posers nowadays include anywhere between tween, pre-teen, and teen. They are made blatantly identifiable by there over the top make-up, hair, costume, action, and 'persona' developed in order to insinuate themselves into whatever category the poser is attempting to infiltrate.
An official dead give-away for a poser is the afore mentioned appearance. But one of the most tell-tale signs of a poser is the fact that they really have absolutely no idea about whatever it is that they are trying to imitate. Simply, they have no understanding of it, and fly by on the bare-bones of knowledge they have probably gathered swiftly over the internet.
2. (adj.) someone who pretends to be of a certain group of people in order to become more popular, look cool, or fit in.
3. (adj.) a sorry sucker who is only believable enough to fool themselves and the other poor bastards who fall into the same category.
4. (adj.) a human being with low self-confidence or high levels of immaturity who believe that by living a lie, they will be able to redeem themselves for who they trully are.
The usual lot of posers nowadays include anywhere between tween, pre-teen, and teen. They are made blatantly identifiable by there over the top make-up, hair, costume, action, and 'persona' developed in order to insinuate themselves into whatever category the poser is attempting to infiltrate.
An official dead give-away for a poser is the afore mentioned appearance. But one of the most tell-tale signs of a poser is the fact that they really have absolutely no idea about whatever it is that they are trying to imitate. Simply, they have no understanding of it, and fly by on the bare-bones of knowledge they have probably gathered swiftly over the internet.
Demi Lavato
Selena Gomez
Avril Lavigne
Miley Cyrus
the whores of tween/pre-teen/and teen sets who think they can pull of the emo/scene/rock/skater/punk etc.,etc.,etc. look.
Poser: Like OMG, that new Tokio Hotel stuff is soo cool!
Non-poser: Um, I don't really listen to that. I'm more of a Lamb of God type of guy :D
Poser: ...........
erm, Paramore is like soo cool! Don't you think?
Non-poser: .... :/ Sure.
Selena Gomez
Avril Lavigne
Miley Cyrus
the whores of tween/pre-teen/and teen sets who think they can pull of the emo/scene/rock/skater/punk etc.,etc.,etc. look.
Poser: Like OMG, that new Tokio Hotel stuff is soo cool!
Non-poser: Um, I don't really listen to that. I'm more of a Lamb of God type of guy :D
Poser: ...........
erm, Paramore is like soo cool! Don't you think?
Non-poser: .... :/ Sure.
by icrylimabeans July 30, 2009
Get the Posermug. someone who trys to fit in with someone or a group of people,labeling themselve like im so punk omg
1) if trying to be a punk they come in with band tee's and Hot Topic pants just to fit in with the punks meanwhile the day before that she liked rap and wore a mini skirt with her uptowns and G-Unit shirt
2) gosh like tomorrow im gonna turn punk and then the next day im gonna be goth and hten im gonna be emo and then im gonna turn gangsta and then ghetto and then im gonna be a thug and then the next day im gonna be a poser and then im gonna turn prep again!! gosh im gonna be so god darn kewl!!
1) if trying to be a punk they come in with band tee's and Hot Topic pants just to fit in with the punks meanwhile the day before that she liked rap and wore a mini skirt with her uptowns and G-Unit shirt
2) gosh like tomorrow im gonna turn punk and then the next day im gonna be goth and hten im gonna be emo and then im gonna turn gangsta and then ghetto and then im gonna be a thug and then the next day im gonna be a poser and then im gonna turn prep again!! gosh im gonna be so god darn kewl!!
in ex) a girl named andrea will be playing the poser and the punks are gonna be...the punks of course lol
Andrea"omg im so punk when i walk into school tomorrow with my converse and my band tee, even though i dont like the band but im just trying to fit in with all the cool punk kids so i have to look cool and totally punk rawk,my green hair the punk rawkers are ognna wanna be my friend!!"
(the next day in school punks walk up to girl)
Punks "your a poser go back to your freaken mini skirt and uptowns your no punk go home poser"
(later that day at home)
Andrea"omg i dont know what went wrong!!! im gonna be emo now and cry alot now while listening to my emotionless music"
Andrea"omg im so punk when i walk into school tomorrow with my converse and my band tee, even though i dont like the band but im just trying to fit in with all the cool punk kids so i have to look cool and totally punk rawk,my green hair the punk rawkers are ognna wanna be my friend!!"
(the next day in school punks walk up to girl)
Punks "your a poser go back to your freaken mini skirt and uptowns your no punk go home poser"
(later that day at home)
Andrea"omg i dont know what went wrong!!! im gonna be emo now and cry alot now while listening to my emotionless music"
by miss mysterious and lonley September 15, 2005
Get the posermug. Pople need to get over the fact that there is no such thing as a poser! A person should be able to do whatever they want without being labelled as a poser.
Random 1: He's such a poser, he's with the skaters but doesn't even have a skateboard!
Random 2: Maybe he just wants to hang out with them...!
Random 2: Maybe he just wants to hang out with them...!
by Random 2 December 28, 2005
Get the Posermug. Someone who tries to be something that they aren't, esp. when it is at that time considered popular to be part of that specific group or 'clique'. Generally used for fake punks, goths, or anything associated with rock music.
Hilary Duff pretends to be a punk, when her brand of music is quite recognizably Disney brand pop music.
Poser kid: I totally love Green Day! I am like their biggest fan!
Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song?
Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song.
Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs?
Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new.
Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*
Poser kid: I totally love Green Day! I am like their biggest fan!
Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song?
Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song.
Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs?
Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new.
Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*
by no_name_know_it_all December 28, 2005
Get the posermug. someone who tries really hard to be a skater, stoner, goth, etc, but knows nothing about what they are trying to be.
poser/stoner- someone who tries to be astoner, but has never done any drugs,
poser/skater-one who has no idea how to sk8board or blade. If anyone has a problem with my def..IM on AIM EvlBloodyMary
poser/skater-one who has no idea how to sk8board or blade. If anyone has a problem with my def..IM on AIM EvlBloodyMary
by EvlBloodyMary March 24, 2003
Get the posermug. The wrong spelling to the word 'poseur.' Meaning a person who pretends to be something they are not.
"I'm so skater with my DC shoes and my walwart skateboard, althught i really do not know how to skate."
by Dish.Soap July 15, 2008
Get the posermug. Someone who tries to be someone their not, automatically thinks they are a certain label because they dress a certain way or do something. Mostly bothers people of a punk,emo or goth label but annoys a lot of other people too. Can sometimes be spelt as "Poseur" which is french.
Did you hear? Calvin denied he was a poser. But he does not have the "skater" state of mind. The only skateboarder he knows is Tony Hawk. Calvin can't even skateboard!
by GreenDay December 9, 2008
Get the posermug.