Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

by Clay McHenry December 03, 2009

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Poot

1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)

"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."

"Oh man, that is so poot."

"I wanna pootify that!"

by kari vanner June 02, 2004

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A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei

Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!

by Ogyogurt July 28, 2018

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A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 01, 2019

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a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005

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