peppermint Van Buren

When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.

I gave that hairy bitch a peppermint Van Buren that would make Ambrose Burnside proud as pie.

by AmHistFetsh January 14, 2009

Peppermint Pati

A highly pleasurable sexual activity whereby a large female with engorged, sausage fingers gives you a vigorous ball sack massage using Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

I picked up that fat, ginger prostitute this week and she gave me a peppermint Pati in the backseat of my car. My sack is sill on fire.

I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017

poopermints

the little drops of poop you get after you've had a bad case of upset tummy and have taken peptobismol.( as it tastes like peppermints)

"my tummy is so upset...now i have poopermints, yuck!"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

Peppermint Dragon

The sexual act of jizzing so hard up a girls nose that it starts to bleed. The blood and semen mix and come out in swirls...hence the peppermint dragon.

Brance felt like a big man and decided to give Brianne the peppermint dragon of a lifetime. Brianne could not smell again.

by Giorgio Ramani February 17, 2010

Peppermint Stick

When a girl is giving a guy really good head and then she scrapes her teeth down his shaft leaving red marks.

Hey man, I was getting really good head last night and then she peppermint sticked me!

by Shawn404 November 12, 2009

Peppermint Steamer

After having anal sex with your partner using toothpaste as lube, your partner poops onto your chest.

We didn't have any lube last night, so we used toothpaste and then she pooped on my chest. We called it a peppermint steamer.

by L-Dog November 29, 2006

peppermint swirl

Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of a peppermint swirl.

by Bob July 9, 2003