Pommespanzer

A pommespanzer is a person or animal with a very wide body.

"That cat is such a pommespanzer" or "Lukas is a pommespanzer"

by Vogelnest September 3, 2022

pummeled

when your friend hits you,with his bare fists..... and you get pissed off....!

sam: hey your gf has smal tits...lol
jeff: i pummeled you this week five times for this you fuck-head...!!

by hotdoug 69 April 8, 2010

pummeler

Noun: Applied to one who is adept at pummeling. (See 'pummel' for definition)

Andrew Hay is 'The Pummeler'

by Moray Swan September 11, 2005

poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.

Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.

by Gallavantin December 14, 2009

MC Pommers

The best god damn rapper on the planet. Gigs: Hard Rock Cafe Nevada, Looe Bay, TBGS. Also lead singer of boyband the Torbay Twits.

Person A: "OMFG, MC Pommers is awesome!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah."

by Triple Entente December 10, 2010

Donkey Pummel

When having sex, and you Donkey Punch when inserting into the ass and she is still conscious, come back with a left, right jab to ensure she is knocked out.

Last night I went to Donkey Punch this chick and she wouldn't go down so I had to Donkey Pummel her.

by BusterHymen May 31, 2013

Pummel Rocket

a term used by men who feel the need to compensate for a small penis, usually used to describe said penis to women they are trying to seduce

Hey baby, wanna come take a ride on my pummel rocket? It'll take you to the moon and back.

by an0na-m0use September 3, 2009