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Get the Loki Poki mug.Australian slang for poker machines, located at every pub’s “Gaming Lounge,” combining alcohol and gambling addictions into a money-vanishing machine. Frequented by pensioners who’d rather wear adult diapers and shit themselves at the machine so they don’t miss a single play, or tradies looking to double their $400 weekly pay and ending up with $0 for the week. Likely the reason why Australians lose at least 25 billion dollars to gambling every year.
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Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
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