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Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!
by LianaG October 28, 2006
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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
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Poet

Hym "About a legendary poet... He was incredibly popular with the lady's.... Because he had a fat cock amd for NO OTHER REASON... That is all."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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Cryptographik Street Poets

Cryptographik Street Poets is an Underground Rap Group from Shillong comprising of members Prophet Of Esoterical Metaphors P.O.E.M. and Grey Jaw Ripper.
Cryptographik Street Poets latest banger made me want to slice my neighbor up and feed him to my dogs.
by prophetcsp September 23, 2015
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the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”
by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024
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poet brauleate

A prolific purveyor of bro art; the voice of a youthfully masculine generation.
Although Anthony Kiedis can have questionable lyrics at times, his poet brauleate status remains irrefutable.
by drew_512_ December 10, 2023
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Poet

A girl who is a silly worm and loves kuromi! She is very musical and loves all her freinds, she has strong opinions and doesn’t let people get in her way! If you find a poet, keep her. AND SHE IS GORGEOUS
Kaylee: my best freind is poet

Billy: she is so stubborn

Kaylee: thats why I love her
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