Poaching

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection

"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"

by king qweef August 5, 2007

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008

Poach and Run

When you get someone to break up with his/her significant other, but then decide to not do anything with them.

That senior did a poach and run on that freshman. Poor girl didn't stand a chance, now no one loves her.

by Mate poacher February 7, 2015

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012

Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

star poach

when there's a bowl of starburst and someone decides to take all of a single color/flavor.

Erich: Man, did you see jeff?
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...

by ballzthefuckinholiday August 12, 2009