Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.

When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"

by Paula Steeves December 20, 2008

TI-84 Plus

A graphing calculator made by Texas Instruments. The TI-84 is capable of the same functions as the TI-83 Plus, but differs from the TI-83 Plus in several ways.

The 84 Plus has more ROM/Flash memory than the 83 Plus and a slightly better display. This is useful for storing flash applications. The 84 Plus also has a face-lifted appearance, and is slightly bulkier in design. It also costs more than the 83 Plus.

Both calculators are capable of graphing functions and equations, solving matrices, and other mathematical functions, making them useful for Algebra, particularly higher level Algebra. Both are also capable of being programmed to do various tasks, and, most importantly to high school students, they can be used to play BASIC and Flash games (ie Space Invaders, Falldown, Uncle Worm, etc.)

Person 1: Hey man, I've got math class next period... do you have a graphing calculator I could use?

Person 2: Yeah, but you better give it back. <hands calc to friend>

Person 1: You've got an 84 a TI-84 Plus? Sweet. Lemme see what games you have.

Person 2: Hey, I thought you needed it for math class...

Person 1: Well, duh. What do you think I do in math all period?

by killerfiller November 16, 2006

Google Plus

An attempt by Google to create competition against Facebook in the social networking business. Unfortunately, they failed to realize that people are more interested in "stalking" others, rather than "connecting" with them.

Brian: Hey, did you here about this new social networking site called Google Plus?

Dan: Really? That's awesome! Is Tina on it?

Brian: Yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.

Dan: Seriously? Fuck Google Plus. It's lame.

by MisterYap August 28, 2011

gay plus

extremely, super, extravagantly, or extraordinarily gay

Did you see that guy jacking off that other guy while singing about rainbows? He's gay plus.

by pimperrump January 24, 2006

Plus Twos (Plus 2s)

Plus Twos (2s) are the slang name for breast implants. The term “Plus Two (2s)” has 2 meanings, 1) the implants usually result in an increase of 2 cup sizes, 2) the women who receive Plus 2s technically and typically though not always, would be rated by their male counter parts as being 2 points higher on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale.

Dude, I saw Tara at the club on Friday, she dropped 10 pounds and got a set of Plus Twos (Plus 2s) now she is a 7 instead of a 5 and I would do her after a 6 pack.

My boyfriend dumped me for a chick with Plus Twos (Plus 2s) I think it may be time to make an appointment for a set.

by DTM92663 May 29, 2008

peso pluma

mexican singer well known for a song Ella Baila Sola

“Did you hear peso pluma’s new song?”
“Yes that shit gave me an eargasm”

by crapbagg May 8, 2023

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006