Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 06, 2022
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plumb build

A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.
I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.
by Wintermute April 25, 2005
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Thumb Plumb

A thumb plumb is when there is a lump of shit left on the thumb after thumbing an arse.
Holy shit, you should have seen the size of the thumb plumb she left.
by Biggaybear April 02, 2013
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Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.
My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.
by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020
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papa plumbing

papa plumbing made me with my mama
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papa plumbing

sexy compony for flirting with ur mama
papa plumbing made me with my mom
by December 13, 2021
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