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Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
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plumb locomotive

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
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Plumb

Short for "plumber."
"Dude, let's go get some Taco Bell."
"Can't, I got a plumb coming between one and four."
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 24, 2019
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Hibachi Grill Plumbing

When you read a Reddit comment that creates confusion while also bringing back memories of going to a Hibachi restaurant with your family and having the curiosity of "Where the hell does all that food go when he pushes it into that hole?" right after the chef makes the onion train.
The interview with the manager was great! However, some of the questions he asked made me feel like I was look at Hibachi grill plumbing.
by ThemGoodOlBoys February 8, 2023
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plumb tip turkey neck

by Cheeky-Bastard November 17, 2016
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Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.
My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.
by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020
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Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.
Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.
by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011
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