A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
by Shelllsea July 20, 2009
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Jimin, that pabo! He fell into the elevator!
Jimin, that pabo! He fell into the elevator!
by an absolute idiot January 19, 2019
Get the Pabo mug.A piaboo is someone who wants to be a math enthusiast, and believes they truly are. The word comes from weeaboo, somebody who tries hard to be Japanese, and pi, a number most math geeks are familiar with. However, rather than obsessing over the Japanese culture like weeaboos, piaboos obsess over math.
Piaboos are generally people who have played the Nintendo DS RPG The World Ends With You and like the character of Sho Minamimoto so much they want to be like him.
Behaviours include memorizing the digits of pi up to a fairly large number, saying zetta instead of very/uber/hella/super/extremely etc., trying hard in math tests and getting disappointed when your math mark isn't an A (If you want to get into a certain college this doesn't count) and using mathematical slang in everyday conversations.
Piaboos tend to hang around school libraries and outside math classrooms.
They don't get boyfriends or girlfriends so easily, since nobody really wants to date them unless they have a math fetish and their pickup lines are usually something along the lines of 'Hey sweet digit, wanna lie tangent to me?' They also tend to go for nerds of any other kind if their fellow piaboos are unavailable.
Piaboos are generally people who have played the Nintendo DS RPG The World Ends With You and like the character of Sho Minamimoto so much they want to be like him.
Behaviours include memorizing the digits of pi up to a fairly large number, saying zetta instead of very/uber/hella/super/extremely etc., trying hard in math tests and getting disappointed when your math mark isn't an A (If you want to get into a certain college this doesn't count) and using mathematical slang in everyday conversations.
Piaboos tend to hang around school libraries and outside math classrooms.
They don't get boyfriends or girlfriends so easily, since nobody really wants to date them unless they have a math fetish and their pickup lines are usually something along the lines of 'Hey sweet digit, wanna lie tangent to me?' They also tend to go for nerds of any other kind if their fellow piaboos are unavailable.
Cathy: So I got a B for math on my report card, and I was so zetta disappointed! I yelled at Ms Jones 'YOU STUPID YOCTOGRAM' and walked out the door. That -100 zeptometre better learn!
Emma: Shut up about math already, you stupid piaboo!
Emma: Shut up about math already, you stupid piaboo!
by RPG Fangirl February 13, 2010
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Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.
Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
by Jrob941 March 30, 2008
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A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
How to identify is someone is your platonic wife
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
by limeboiz January 3, 2021
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"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012
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