pirateness

the aura of being a pirate.

I am in awe of your pirateness.

by ninjamoby December 15, 2008

pirateness

to be particularly pirate-like

I am in awe of your pirateness.

by ninjamoby December 14, 2008

The Pirate

The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.

I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate

by dragnov November 2, 2006

piratical

acts of being more piratish than any other pirates, jumping onto boats and yaaaaarghing see also pimptastic

that guy was piratical

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

Pirate

A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.

I liked him until he became a pirate.

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

PIRATE

Parents In Radar Above The Ear... It means a parent is watching the computer/ cell phone screen and to watch what you say. Don't say something that might be offensive to the person's parents.

Chris: OMG did you see the shirt Kristen had on today? Oh wow i felt myself getting hard....
Bob: Yeah that was hot
Bob: pirate!
Chris: And then Billy slid into home plate that was awesome!
Bob: Yeah the score was 50 to 14!
Bob: ok she's gone
Chris: ok. i can't even say the things i want to do to Kristen out loud!

by rock1453 June 13, 2009

Pirate

When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.

Dude, James just pirated his boyfriend last night. His boyfriend's now wearing an eyepatch

by alabangerz August 4, 2011