Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

by GHSteve October 7, 2010

Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a city unlike any other. Ran by sports, completely unhealthy food, violence and beer this city is home to some of the best people you will ever find...if you are from here. Outsiders are never welcome and if you are a fan of any other football team besides the eagles, you will have a tough time simply walking down the street. The city pulls together hopes for every season and continually has their hearts shattered every year. People not from Philadelphia claim the inhabitants are the worst in the country, however if you are a local you would never want to live anywhere else. Home to friendships that you could never find in another part of the country, this city has a sense of pride to it that is unmatched anywhere. During the summer, a trip to the shore you are guaranteed to see at least 10 people from your neighborhood and there is no question you will be drunk for about 80% of the time you are there. Besides Canada, this may be the only other place that is hurting without hockey because it is often painful to watch the sixers and phillies play. Finally, Philadelphia’s reputation of not being the city of brotherly love will be further reinforced after the unparalleled riots that will occur after the eagles win the super bowl.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

ginley lives at pollock

by the boy April 13, 2005

philadelphia

the best city.

no wonder it has cream cheese named after it and no wonder it holds the liberty bell cause it is the best.

by Khazzmirah February 20, 2004

philadelphia boxcar

the act of having sex with another persons colostomy hole.

there was this old man who had surgery so that he had to use a colostomy hole in order to poop, and he would go down to the jail yard and sell his colostomy hole for 5 dollars to the inmates so that they could fuck it. the man is from Philadelphia and his colostomy hole is packed like a boxcar so that is why its called a Philadelphia boxcar.

by supon and keenchode April 19, 2013

new philadelphia, ohio

a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.

I am going to "new philadelphia, ohio" for the weekend

that sucks.

by dudefromsomewhere January 27, 2011

philadelphious

Three times as powerful as any word it replaces, it can replace a lot of words depending on how you use it.
a. Philadelphiously
b. Philadelphiousness
c. Philadelphiousingly

Dude, I just got a blumpkin and it was Philadelphiously the most philadelphious thing in the world. She was perfect.

by Calvin Dale December 20, 2006

Wisconsin Piledriver

The act of guffing in one's hand followed by them punching your partner with said hand.

Did you just wisconsin piledriver me, Charles?

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009