permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by Emerstta March 30, 2023

Object permanence

A trait of adhd and add.

Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

Permanently banned for a week

If you are banned for a week but upset you are “permanently banned for a week”

P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: I’m so mad right now

by that_kid_tom November 28, 2022

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018