permanant shocker

When everything that happens to you in day to day life is an absolute shocker.

'You've had an absolute shocker' There for the the term permanant shocker or (perma shock)

by Luke Manley March 17, 2016

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT)

A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.

Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).

by LordGodKel June 4, 2020

Permanately

An adverb to describe something that lasts until the end of September. Specifically relates to September. Not to be confused with any other word.

Blondie: “Hey gal, can you wake me up when September ends?”

Petal: “Sure thing, I’ll put you to sleep permanately, yeah?”

Blondie: “Yes please! See you in October!”

Petal: “Sure thing baby boo, lost my virginity to a fairground ride by the way!!”

Blondie: “Oh.... okay...”

by UndeadGuard September 1, 2020

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023