Pendleton County High School

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

Pendleton County High School is shit

by fingersseven March 30, 2023

penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

Air Pentre

A colloquial term used to describe a basketball star, usually spotted in Wales, known for incredible athleticism (hang time), unrivalled skill and offensively scruffy hair. Air Pentre can usually identified by the so-called "Ronaldo trick" and persistent denial that he was born, and continues to live in, Pentre.

It is strongly advised not to anger Air Pentre unless you possess a reasonable level of skill and athleticism as he has been known to dunk on even his team mates.

The term can be used to describe any unnecessary tricks, accidental display of athletic prowess or general foolishness when playing sport, see example below.

The White LeBron: "Did you just see what happened to Capt. Cock?"
Timmy: "Yeah he fell over himself, did a backflip and headed the ball into the basket!"
The White LeBron: "Yeah, complete Air Pentre!"
Timmy: "LAD"

by LADiator11 January 8, 2011

james pendleton

♥ I like you. :3 you're the worst texter ever, but I still love talking to you, bye♥

Did you see James Pendleton?

by a&f July 5, 2012

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010

Pentemptuous

Desired temptation

She was very pentemptuous today

by @leonardtyrelle February 12, 2019