suspicious pelican

He's a pelican that is highly suspicious.
"Someone: does something"
"SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck"

"he is a suspicious pelican"

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020

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Angry Pelican

When a guy is railing a chick on the beach and he pulls out and dips his wet cock in the sand. As he puts it back in, she screams out like a water-dwelling bird...and she's definitely not happy.

-Did you see that couple having sex on the beach?
-Yea, I hope he pulled the angry pelican on her.

by T.A.L.B. February 1, 2008

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Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

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dirty pelican

So you're having sex on the beach and you slide your cock out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.

"wow baby you know what would be really hot?"
"uhhh what?"
"if i could give you a dirty pelican"
"ok!"

by k a t e May 15, 2005

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brown pelican

a dip of poo, to place feces in the mouth in the same place as a tobacco dip and to use it as such

Tobacco is not allowed in our school so I decided to use a brown pelican.

by Bagarbage Bill November 12, 2004

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Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.

"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."

by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008

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