Paw Patrol

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016

awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 08, 2011

Pawing Off

Pawing off is a term used by furries to describe their version of human masturbation.

It is called 'pawing off' because furries do not have hands, but paws.

He pawed off several times that day.

by .:|:.Prism.:|:. March 02, 2004

Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"

by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

Tiger Paw

The red-hand print left from a 'player' slapping the naked ass of a girl with whom he is not in a formal relationship but with whom he is engaging in sexual activity. Made famous by professional golfer Tiger Woods.

She sold pictures of the 'tiger paw' on her ass to the national enquirer.

by J Ho 2 June 17, 2010

Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.

She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.

by Coramis July 27, 2010

Rabbit Paw

The term is similar to "Camel Toe" and "Moose Knuckle" however it is in reference to a very small attractive petite woman that has a small vagina, when her clothing is tight and pushed up into her vagina revealing a small crease or slit visiable to on-lookers.

Not enough meat to be a camel toe, we are going to have and call this one a rabbit paw!

That little cheer-leader has the cutest rabbit paw I have ever seen!

by L Cann August 03, 2010