baštenski patuljak

a baštenski patuljak is a person who is 2 feet tall or less. when you stand next to they you cant see them unless you look down. a perfect example of a baštenski patuljak is allen. if you wanna see the example insta: nstalgia4

omg is that a baštenski patuljak?
yeah its allen!

by exiisgod August 29, 2023

Kevin Patullo

A sexual act that involves getting pegged with a cactus with salt as lube in the face while watching the Philidelphia Eagles offense.

Wow, you just got Kevin Patullo'd on the couch.

by BCB Hurts Football January 11, 2026

Doing a Pauly

To drop out of footballing arrangements at late notice without a good explanation

Sorry lads I can't make football tonight I'm doing a pauly

by TerryTino February 25, 2019