parenthsmilies

while typing a message to someone, to include information between two smilies, each with the mouth facing a different direction

brenda: mike said he'll go on a date with me (: and maybe come over after :) next tuesday

erin: nice use of parenthsmilies girl! it adds to the effect of that big news

by mike hunt96 December 29, 2009

Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020

perennium

The thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your ass from behind yesterday for the first time.

"look at my perennium"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

pentium poor

Used to describe a player that experiences frequent FPS drops and lag due to a cheap low end PC

Etymology: From Intel's Pentium processor series (low end processors of Intel) + poor

You are really a Pentium poor with that PC

by Rektz October 5, 2019

perennium

Getting an enema every year, usually during the spring season.

see the term used for more than one of such sensation; perennia

My proctologist says that he thinks I'm due for my perinnium. I think he's just gay and wants to see my ass...I mean he gets paid to do it anyway.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

Placentium

amount of time longer than a millenium.

Nikki- I take shits once every millenium!
Kacey- I take shits every placentium!

Kuyler- Girls Poop?

by meh meh mehhhh April 26, 2012