parents

the people stopping you from having a pet

what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents

by fastcow October 11, 2018

parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies

my parents are annoying

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012

Parents

The reason my life sucks right now

My parents are assholes.

by Lewa February 10, 2015

Parents

The annoying people in your life that annoy the living crap out of you and force you to do things you don't want to do. Then they have the NERVE to stand back and say ''why does my kid rebel so much?''. MAYBE if they'd let us have some FREEDOM we wouldn't rebel so much, and the more we rebel during our teenage years, we grow up to be crazy drug addicts who go out and have the fun we weren't allowed to have when we were kids.

Thanks parents for making us hate our lives.

''Parents are annoying as hell''.

by thegirlnextdoor23 September 6, 2011

parents

People who will literally love you to death.

Parents: We do it because we love you!
You: *dies*

by righthere October 26, 2006

parents

The people who bought you the computer with the internet connection so you could whine about them.

Girl: OMG I hate my parents, they didn't buy me that 2,000 dollar pair of jeans!

by Jackers July 5, 2006