snus packet

A guy who looks like he was dressed by his wife or girlfriend. Dip tobacco, in it's normal state, is a rough cut. Snus packets are a dressed up, unnatural bastardizations of the tobacco. It has been dressed up to look like something it isn't.

-'I go away for my first year of college, and I come back to see John looking like he escaped from a Not of This World clothing catalogue. What happened?'

-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'

by Dr. Flavor June 27, 2009

packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

Packet Loss

Watching a person self pleasure while writing code, managing technical infrastructure, or troubleshooting networking problems.

I was compiling my code when I saw extensive packet loss in the window of the hotel across the street.

by CaptainPktLoss June 2, 2021

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

spice packet

verb: to exploit loop holes in an assignment, i.e. find the way to maximize the grade or performance review with the least amount of work.

Answering "no" to the first part of a two part question to avoid answering the second part, e.g.

Do you agree with the choice that was made? If, Yes then explain why.

Answer: No

"They really spice packeted that one"

Derived from T-Bone's development of the Super Spice Packet for their Product Planning course. Interviews consisted of wives, and the prototype was a piece of paper taped together

by Tyrone Bone November 29, 2007