its when you're against the bed, lying on the floor, with physics textbooks and papers surrounding you in an arc. you begin with your legs tucked in, feet flat on the floor. you may also be solving many equations on the magical whiteboard (use your imagination) or just pondering black holes in your head.
when ali walked into the room, chris was in the physics position, and she begged him not to move from it.
by the_nano_engineer October 5, 2010
Get the physics positionmug. whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007
Get the position impossiblemug. The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006
Get the pole positionmug. by The lovely and talented Ms. A July 10, 2010
Get the gay positivemug. A position used in spanking.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008
Get the Diaper Positionmug. The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
by Silas07 January 7, 2021
Get the Tactical positioningmug. by ZxGaylordxZ December 26, 2011
Get the Thinking positionmug.