every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 07, 2021

Opportunity whore

One that spends time and errort with another in order to only receive benefis for self. Similar to a Goldigger.

She only hangs around with him because he mows her yard, and fixes her car. "Opportunity whore"

by Boliver Snagnasty June 12, 2021

Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.

She had umplum opportunities to change her mind.

by Urban Literature January 19, 2021

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 04, 2012