Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Ashmit. April 27, 2019

by Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 7, 2017

by Jdjdysusj January 24, 2018

Mom is a word to call someone who cares for you like a real mom,doesn't matter if they gave birth to you
by potato uwu February 8, 2021

the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(
by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms
by nick November 1, 2008

by NEphilly January 8, 2005
