buffer race

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.

by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008

Tab Race

When the site you want won't load, so you open up a new tab and go to the same site and see if it will load faster.

Guy: Yea Google wouldn't load the other day, so i opened up a total of five tabs and the fifth tab ended up winning the tab race.

by Kevin The Cactus December 19, 2010

Sperm Racing

When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.

Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..

by Pheno Sony May 24, 2010

slow race

A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.

John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.

There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.

by Marc Bennets June 11, 2008

keg race

You have two kegs and two teams with an equal amount of members. Tap the kegs, and then whoever finishes their whole keg first wins.

Yes! Did you hear Sean's having a keg race this weekend?!

by Jemegan February 27, 2007

barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.

"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."

by ultimate_cowgirl September 21, 2004

amazing race

Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.


(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.

See also The Amazing Race.

Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.

by Meerna and Schmeerna August 04, 2004