Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 01, 2022

Craig

Craig, (also known as craigory)- a person with the biggest, most ginormous penis ever

Man Craig has such a big dick, I wish I was him.

by rat prostitute February 06, 2023

Craig

Craig

When I'm not around boys be talking Craig...

by JesSea J December 14, 2021

To craig

a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.

"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."

by kingferdinand May 04, 2010

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 09, 2009

Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

by 234oo February 15, 2006