Mayo Dragon

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.
-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"
by ChadnSean January 17, 2010
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mayo muncher

a term to describe a white person
Shut up timothy you fuckin mayo muncher
by x.attackdog April 12, 2021
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Mayo Sanchez

Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.
Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!
by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009
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enjoy the mayo

non-Chinese fans think Luhan's first line in History, "ganjue de meiyou" sounds like "enjoy the mayo"

Bishes, let's enjoy our fucken mayo.

Calling all chogiwa mofos.
by asstaethicc October 07, 2017
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Mayo Bop

When you're getting head from a chick and it's so sloppy that it sounds like someone stirring mayonnaise into macaroni.
Yo, this girl gave me some fantastic dome, last night. She didn't hold back. Straight Mayo Bop.
by UrbnGrd October 10, 2011
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Lemon Mayo

A famous hashtag in which a British kid doesn't know how to say LMAO correctly.
One does not question what Lemon Mayo is, they accept it #LemonMayo
by ItsKingNando April 26, 2015
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