old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

old mans swimsuit by Mattyismint June 10, 2005

Old mans mouth 

vagina - female genitalia

"OMG!Look at her Old mans mouth"

Old mans mouth by RDFXGB February 3, 2009

Oldmansplaining 

Mansplaining when done by a person of advanced age, typically on a non-PC topic, and at an increased volume.

My father started oldmansplaining to my daughter about the “girl” who worked for him. I just rolled my eyes and said, “too loud and that’s not a term people use any more”.

Oldmansplaining by rpcgal January 29, 2022