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Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
mugGet the Poor Old Manmug.

old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
mugGet the old man dickmug.

old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
mugGet the old man specmug.

old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.
Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
by pinjer October 2, 2018
mugGet the old man scrotemug.

Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
mugGet the Old man pissmug.

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
mugGet the Old Man Krumpletootsmug.

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins
by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
mugGet the old man veinsmug.

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