old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.

Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.

by Youmagoo March 15, 2019

old man jimmy

Basically a nonce

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce

by Mandem.com November 11, 2019

Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

old man fit

an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.

"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"

by emily b! December 31, 2007

Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

Old Man Baby

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.

Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.

by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011