A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. by ssmilleey :) October 11, 2022
Get the fake offer lettermug. by stanONF September 30, 2020
Get the offermug. I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.
Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Offeredmug. Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
Get the alternative-extremity offermug. Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"
by QuacksO December 17, 2019
Get the no reasonable offer refusedmug. A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,
In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
Get the The Otz Law of Map Offeringsmug.