An octopus soir is the state when a woman's vagina has tentacles coming out of it.
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.

soir = "evening" in French

uh ohh it seems to me that Tarli is pissed again...

dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.

yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off

AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!

i heard there's much octopus soir in anime

octopus soir by Seb_stan November 26, 2007

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octopus emoji

The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.

"Man, I ate some mad 🐙*octopus emoji* last night, and I'm not talking about seafood."

octopus emoji by Frankcesca January 28, 2016

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Octopus Zebra

Why the literal hell are you looking this up? What's wrong with you? Who said this? Anyway it's a sex position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. The male then sticks his dick in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus.

Man 1 " I octopus zebra'd the fuck out of your girlfriend."
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"

Octopus Zebra by King_Of_Random May 14, 2017

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Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

Octopus erection by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

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