Nutler

A butler that deals predominantly with 'nut'. This ranges from on demand wristys to 24/7 blowies. Most nutlers will consume almost every nut.

My Nutler never misses the cance to slup down a good nut. I don't know what I'd do without a reliable full time Nutler...

by Fiegs July 7, 2016

nutmeg queen

U.S women's national team player, Tobin Heath, is known for "megging" and embarrassing her opponents therefore being named the nutmeg queen

"Omg she is a nutmeg queen"

by Tats krueger December 30, 2016

Natte Talk

When someone is bullshitting about his day to day activities.

Natte:I fucked 27 hoes in 1 night and i don't remember anything.
Person1 to Person2:Ay bro , he's natte talking again!

by Hood_Bastard July 27, 2021

Brother From Another Nutter

Having the same mother but a different father

Yo wats up my brother from another nutter!!

by Drunkenslapshot March 3, 2009

Nurten

Nurten is a girl with an AMAZING personality. She makes you feel good about yourself *no matter what*. She can make you laugh about literally ANYTHING. She is a girl that can be crazy and outgoing but would not care about what others think about her. She is a girl with an ongoing spirit and humour. She likes being in control and not the one that is IN CONTROL. And she is not afraid to stand up. An amazing friend/sister.

Hahahaha. Stop my stomach hurts. You are such a Nurten.

by Anonymous ;)) August 2, 2020

nutter

Used in British English to refer to someone who is insane.

Also probably the most common mistake made by outsiders when trying to reproduce a British accent. For the record, it's either "he's a nutter" or "he's nuts". Saying "he's nutters" is a good way to make British people dislike you.

Good: "What are you, some kind of nutter?"
Bad: "Are you completely nutters?"

by radishey May 7, 2009

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008