numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

numpty

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003

numpty

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007