nuked meme

Deep fried memes, posted on r/nukedmemes, usually deepfried to the point where they are unreadable.

I post nuked memes instead of 🅱eepfried ones.

by Lucjaa November 13, 2018

Nurked

To hit someone really bad; or to kill someone or to be killed.

I was playing Call Of Duty and I nurked so many guys!

by NancitaBonita April 9, 2020

Nuckey

Similar to Nucker, A Nuckey is a thing that claims is not a nucker, but however is. Normally a word used by the Americans.

Lady: "Oh my! Look at that guy!"
Guy 1: "Don't trust him, he's a nuckey"
Guy 2: "I am not!"
Guy 3: "You kinda are.. yet you claim you're not.. Which makes you even more of a Nucker.."
Guy 2: "What even is a Nuckey?"
Guy 1: "You don't wanna know."

by Brxtea May 26, 2021

Nuked From Orbit

When, during sex, a man stands on the bed and the other party gets on their knees as the man cums all over them.

Phil: yeah man, me and Sarah were doing the deed and she asked to be nuked from orbit, so I figured why not?
Jeff: kinda weird but you do you

by I_gotta_shit January 12, 2023

cock nocked

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

by theredrichard December 30, 2019

jaded-ward-necked

An ugly demon female that vows to destroy as many men's lives as possible. Mentally ill and heavily addicted to drugs and sex with her father. Gaslighting and manipulation leads to wreck less behavior that'll turn a sane man crazy in minutes.

Jim hasn't been himself since he got jaded-ward-necked by his girlfriend.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023