notaoneapoopalala

a term to describe when you do not want to get up to take a poop.

girl: "omg i need to take a poop!"
her friend: "then go..?"
girl: " i would, but i notaoneapoopalala."

by kaelyn flamingo <3 March 29, 2020

NotAgro

A very amazing Streamer who likes Minecraft and Call of Duty

Person 1 : Are you watching NotAgro on twitch tonight?
Person 2 : Who is NotAgro

Person 1: Here click this link

Later
Person 2 : Holy Shit he's amazing
Person 1 : Yep

by Not Cyb3r January 18, 2021

Not a 5

When something is way, way worse than expected.

Mom: How was your first day at school?
Kid: It was not a 5...

by YoruuXD December 3, 2011

I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!

Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011

notamatch

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.

How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.

by s6 July 19, 2005

Not a Scooby

Shortened form of "Not a Scooby Doo" which itself is rhyming slang for I haven't got a clue. (Scooby Doo rhymes with clue.)

What time does the next bus arrive? Sorry, not a Scooby. Isn't there a timetable in the bus shelter?

by 9200feet February 22, 2011

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011