In my bag

friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion

by zebops August 10, 2020

in my bag

someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 4, 2021

“that new hillsong had me in my bag at church this morning.”

by khris4christ February 21, 2019

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021