A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.
by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022
Get the Crusty Pretzelmug. is on April 26th (aka National Pretzel Day)
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter too a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day." - Leslie Baker as Stanley Hudson on The Office
by Buksi82 May 24, 2016
Get the pretzel daymug. by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020
Get the Wetzel pretzelmug. fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.
Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.
by sleepingdog April 4, 2009
Get the pretzel logicmug. A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.
by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017
Get the Pretzel bitesmug. by thereisnomafia April 26, 2014
Get the pretzel partymug. by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018
Get the Canadian Pretzelmug.