The Norton School

This School is the worse fucking school ever! how do I know coz I want there for five fucking years, really who the hell would give me James Smith sponsored awards in ICT and ICT Des Tech lol, well I would but a school, it was official I was the most average person in the school lol

James Smith Unique, thinks for his self, lady’s man lol

by James "Mr X" Smith January 18, 2004

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Nickie Norton

The unofficial mascot of Norton Antivirus, has balding hair, Likes to wear spandex that says norton on the butt, His catchphrase is "Norton will take care of that",

Watch out viruses Nickie Norton is HERE!

by chiefsmallinpant April 25, 2011

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Mikio Norton

An absolute idiot of a man who wishes he was black but can’t relate because he’s Japanese and can’t play basketball. Literally is cringe af and has no friends. Tries to be funny but ends up increasing the rate of suicides in his area.

This article was written by Mikio Norton.

by Mikio Norton January 26, 2022

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Finn Norton

Most sexy man alive
Rumour has it women have to change pants when they see him because they get so wet

That Finn Norton guy is a sexy muthafucka

by Annabelle crehan June 16, 2021

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The Norton Anthology of American Literature

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.

Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008

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