Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense
by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020
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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 30, 2008
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Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another
I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.
by radio ccl November 25, 2018
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Nonsense girl

A woman who has no ambition for her future and dwells in a world she created through her thoughts where she thinks the world revolves around her
I don't think you should be seeing her anymore because she's a nonsense girl, all she does is text on her phone and go to useless parties and post revealing pictures on social media seeking attention"
by JonnyBoy7553 June 28, 2023
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Pretty nonsense

A pretty beautiful Fair lady who has nothing to offer in relationship, wey ein head die small
Most fair lady's ar pretty nonsense girls
by Official_Muruchini March 22, 2021
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Lispy nonsense

A language that 2 Girls. (Lucia,Brooke) made up and shared it with their friends (Samantha, Rhianna, Olivia and lily.g) the language is called 'lispy nonsense' It comes from the south coast of Thailand!

At the end of any word you add letter/letters on the end depending on what type of word it is-
Plural- zs
Mascaline- z
Feminine- s
How ever their is some famous phrases in lispy nonsense like... 'sweet as a nut'
Words&phrases-
Hellos
Yess
Noz
Screw you
Sweet as a nut
I guess...
Seee yaa
Nartz
Ahh nuts
Lispy nonsense
by Sammy.J December 23, 2016
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