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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
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Woman nonsense

Woman nonsense is the concept of the unbiblical and questionable behavior women do that defy the ways of God. It is evidence of why God's word calls for husbands to be the heads of the wives.
Zaria just texted me to lose my pants.

She is lustful again? Bro, her woman nonsense is too much.
by Worm_and_no_man September 29, 2023
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pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.
"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN
by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015
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Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?
Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..
by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022
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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Nonsense November

To Live completely bonkers to take that extra miles of Nonsense November!
Aron: i starting to see and hearing "Nonsense November!"

Kimmy;l: wait? Do no Nut November?

Aron: it's Nonsense November!

Kimmy: oh! Got ya!
by anonymous_Wolfe November 7, 2022
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